Chicagoist: Won't Block Your Arteries

UTV

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:41:56 -0600

Those look even better than the Hunter Hillenmeyer pizza rolls I'm currently munching on.

plumbum82

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:58:28 -0600

Someday I too hope to rise from my simple village and become a "Most Valuable Person" as well! Via Con Dios, Senor Garza! Via Con Dios!

I_h8_toyota_and_BT

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:35:42 -0600

Two for $5 is insulting! Roberto Garza's mug is worth at least 2 for $6. I'm writing Roberto Garza a check for $20 to make up for this travesty.

I_h8_toyota_and_BT

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:33:16 -0600

I stocked up on those. If Roberto Garza is on the box, the box is in my freezer!

groggy

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:47:23 -0600

nice facial hair! those eyebrows are like artwork.

The Meteorologist

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:46:21 -0600

Maybe his buns are stuffed full of...nutrition. Oh, man.

L. Stolpman

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:40:59 -0600

"Nutritious buns." Heh. I

jmagic

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:37:36 -0600

I mean ... look how fat and useless Garza is and he eats them. Shit, why shouldn't I? I mean, it says #1 in Nutrition right on the box! It has to be good for you!