Area Soldier Killed In Fort Hood Rampage
Stroger Makes Hollywood Play
Put Down Your Nanowrimo And Leave The House
Sox Shuffle Continues
"'China is totally not the right country, not the right place, because Olympics is not just about a game, it's about free spirit.'" [ABC 7]
"Once police were inside, the woman allegedly refused a command to drop a 3-foot-long sword she was holding...and deputies attempted to subdue her with a Taser. When she continued moving toward them, police shot and wounded her in the collar-bone area and buttocks." [Trib]
"Saturday Night: A chance of snow showers." [National Weather Service]
"Police say Arriaga walked into 2-year-old Nova Mack's home at about 3 a.m. Friday and picked her up. He says he cannot remember any of the incident, and blames it on vodka shots." [CBS 2]
"Lawyers for Weigel called the incidents 'minor and fleeting,' adding that glimpses of Pikachu 'could not have significantly harmed a child viewer.'" [S-T]
"'I told the guys when we got to the altar they could say a prayer, but we still had to find the fire.'" [Trib
"'Why would I need to masturbate?" he told police. 'This is how I chill, ma'am.'" [Penn State's Daily Collegian. Not really related to anything, but too good to resist.]
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Thanks for using my photo! :-)
buy some hand lotion for the basketball team. classy.
Yeah, the "wanna buy some hand lotion" line sent Mountain Dew out my nose!
Priceless!