Things That Make Us Say "Ah!"

Maybe we need a stronger afternoon pick-me-up (ahem, where's our Diet Coke butler when we need him?), but until then, these stunning headlines will have to do:

"Severe colon twisting kills Indianapolis Zoo polar bear" That's Triton, pictured. Internal torsion can happen to any mammal, according to the zoo.

"New batch of recalls: Yogurt, Halloween teeth, placenta" That was the call-out on the Trib's front page website, not the current headline for the story. Sadly.

"Hospital sends home wrong baby: officials" Yikes.