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Hopefully Pete Wentz gets his rage issues in check sometime in the next nine months. Yes that’s right, a source confirmed to USmagazine.com today that he and girlfriend Ashlee Simpson will soon be welcoming a little Wentz baby into the world. Not surprisingly, Pete’s coming through on the promise ring he recently gave his lady love, since the couple is apparently engaged. A coy spokesperson for the couple had this to say:
"We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple…Beyond that there is nothing to say."
Assuming the rumors are true, Ashlee joins Jamie Lynn Spears as the little sister of a huge pop star with a shotgun wedding coming up this year. The good news is whether it’s a boy or a girl, Daddy can teach the kid all about eyeliner.
Photo courtesy of fall out boy.
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I bet he'll be so proud when he cuts the umbilical cord and starts applying eyeliner to the newborn. Quick question, will Ashlee's labor pain screams be real, or pre-recorded?
who?
JoeM500: Seconded.
Looks like the a guy in the midst of a haircut who escaped to a ski lodge.
why don't celebrities believe in birth control?
Who's that chick you guys posted a picture of in the story?
and it is weird that celebs don't believe in birth control. I mean the condom I can see but the pill? Or how about sterilization? Would it be so wrong to deprive these two, or one of the Madden brothers, of having offspring?
That's one ugly lady.
the fact that those two girls are procreating is enough to know that the apocolypse is now upon us ... or was it when Fall Out Boy got a record deal, or was that when Fred Durst got a record deal ...
These two are like the horrible "emo" kids at highschool who move in together after graduation and live in one of the parent's basements and then you run into them at the service counter while buying cigarettes at Shop 'N Save.
You know, only wealthy.
Wentz looks like a leather handbag. Poor schmuck.
Wealthy schmuck, but a schmuck nonetheless.
Speaking of the apocolypse, jmagic, isn't the last sign a baby born without a soul? This birth could definitely qualify. Watch to see if the Chicago river turns to blood over the next few weeks.
What I'll never understand is how this twit became the face of his band -- he isn't even the lead singer.
mike thoms: i blame bush and his abstinence crap. birth control never goes to those who truly need it.
Slaphappy: I think the lead singer is a big fat guy, that's why Wentz is the face of the band.
Wow. Wohat a toolbag, especially after his incident at Schuba's.
Apparently, this band really sucks.
If I didn't live in Chicago, would I actually know who this guy is, having repeatedly seen his visage in local media over the past few years?
He looks like the awkward best friend from an 80s teen comedy.