Chicagoist: Pete Wentz: Babydaddy

JawsOfJosh

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:50:25 -0600

Apparently, this band really sucks. If I didn't live in Chicago, would I actually know who this guy is, having repeatedly seen his visage in local media over the past few years? He looks like the awkward best friend from an 80s teen comedy.

unclewu

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:05:30 -0600

Wow. Wohat a toolbag, especially after his incident at Schuba's.

clarenceweatherspoon

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 19:29:33 -0600

Slaphappy: I think the lead singer is a big fat guy, that's why Wentz is the face of the band.

Shannon

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:52:29 -0600

mike thoms: i blame bush and his abstinence crap. birth control never goes to those who truly need it.

Slaphappy

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:46:01 -0600

What I'll never understand is how this twit became the face of his band -- he isn't even the lead singer.

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:01:40 -0600

Speaking of the apocolypse, jmagic, isn't the last sign a baby born without a soul? This birth could definitely qualify. Watch to see if the Chicago river turns to blood over the next few weeks.

rhoswhen

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:39:36 -0600

Wentz looks like a leather handbag. Poor schmuck. Wealthy schmuck, but a schmuck nonetheless.

Spav1

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:33:38 -0600

These two are like the horrible "emo" kids at highschool who move in together after graduation and live in one of the parent's basements and then you run into them at the service counter while buying cigarettes at Shop 'N Save. You know, only wealthy.

jmagic

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:22:57 -0600

the fact that those two girls are procreating is enough to know that the apocolypse is now upon us ... or was it when Fall Out Boy got a record deal, or was that when Fred Durst got a record deal ...

Navin

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:11:57 -0600

That's one ugly lady.

mike_thoms

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:11:39 -0600

Who's that chick you guys posted a picture of in the story? and it is weird that celebs don't believe in birth control. I mean the condom I can see but the pill? Or how about sterilization? Would it be so wrong to deprive these two, or one of the Madden brothers, of having offspring?

peteypants

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:02:24 -0600

why don't celebrities believe in birth control?

simplecreature

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:41:24 -0600

JoeM500: Seconded. Looks like the a guy in the midst of a haircut who escaped to a ski lodge.

JoeM500

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:38:50 -0600

who?

UTV

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:32:13 -0600

I bet he'll be so proud when he cuts the umbilical cord and starts applying eyeliner to the newborn. Quick question, will Ashlee's labor pain screams be real, or pre-recorded?