Chicagoist: Top Chef Power Rankings: Week 5

frp

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:02:36 -0600

Sorry about that Chuck -- still love to read this column, regardless.....and, let's take it easy on Canadians, eh?

plumbum82

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:28:57 -0600

Me and Guy watch that show all the time, but I'm writing about Hell's Kitchen right now. Thanks for the love, ben!

benschomatic

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 14:17:46 -0600

Gail is like a slightly chunky, mildly retarded elf… and I really want to deglaze her pan, if you know what I'm sayin'. Canadienne or not. @reallygaysmurf: mentions of crystal meth and use of the term panty melter do not a wonderful piece of reality TV coverage make. Chuck and L: Keep up the great work!

Chuck Sudo

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:38:11 -0600

Yes, frp. Gail's still Canadian.

L. Stolpman

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:13:49 -0600

frp - Hello! Chuck did this entry. So he can take credit for Bromance and Gumption. ;) -L. p.s. All Hail Gail!

reallygaysmurf

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:39:24 -0600

This was all done better here.

frp

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:31:01 -0600

No points for not having the gumption to say so and do something about it. You did not just use the word gumption. Oh no you didn't. I think Spike's balls are carried in whatever hat he wears, thus giving "teste-ment" to his inability to communicate his thoughts, or be more aggressive with his teammates and less aggressive with the judges. And, is it me, or does Gail have more of and edge this season? Or, is she still the same bitch she's been every season? Either way, I'm still in love with her.

frp

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:26:15 -0600

"[B]romance"!!! Made me choke on my coffee, then spit it at my monitor -- as you read, I'm trying to receover the F5 key on my keyboard (I think it's shorted). Keep it coming, L.!