From "Oprah Launches Own Reality":
[M]edia giant Oprah Winfrey unveiled her latest project Monday: a completely separate realm of existence, known as >OpraH, which she will control on the subatomic level."Now, Oprah's always on!" Winfrey said through an interspatial image of herself broadcast between her world and ours. "I've created a place where anyone can come to share and laugh and feel totally free from the conventional laws of the physical universe."
"I invite you all to be guests in my new reality," she added.
Amazing. [The Onion]

Friday Afternoon Diversion: Earth With Rings


Wouldn't it be great if Oprah could be mistaken for a very large well feed man eating Cougar?
Like many articles in the Onion, this does not seem that far-fetched.