Chicagoist: R. Kelly Round Up: Jury Follies Edition

Spook

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:10:40 -0600

Spav1 Quertion from yer Spook. f R. Kelly after making eye contact with you all during the trial. After you aquited him, asked YOU Spav1 to step with him, in the name of love, to his song "Step in The Name of Love". I mean if the lights got turned down low in the court room and the defense attorney turned "Step in The Name of Love" on a getto blaster. Would you know how to handle it Spav1? Could you step in the name of love with R. Kelly as the entire court room watched???? I know you've seen the video, but could you preform? I mean you do hang out at Lake View Links, a place that the Step'n Crowd would never dare step a shinny red aligator incased foot inside of.

smussy

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:18:25 -0600

Ed: NO KIDDING! i want to be on a jury mega badly, too. and i don't get it. i'm registered to vote, have only had a driver's license in IL. and yet, i have *never* even been called for jury duty. (and i'm not going to jinx myself, because i've given this rant plenty of times before.) then, there's other friends of mine who lament they've been called two, three, four times. i don't get how the system works. :/

Spav1

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:11:00 -0600

The Tribune's coverage of this trial is priceless. Today was an operating room nurse who said she couldn't serve because she took a medication that made her dizzy. I pay to be on this trial. And then I give him the big N.G.