Controversial ex-husband Drew Peterson is back in the news thanks to a woman who has yet to have the term "mysterious circumstances" applied to her. The new lady in Peterson's life, a 22-year-old Benet Academy graduate, is unconcerned with those pesky "homicide" accusations that follow Sir Drew wherever he goes. "They're like, 'We're 100 percent positive he killed them. His family thinks he killed them. You're going to be next. And I'm like, 'Then why isn't he in jail?'" Touché, miss.
The two met through a mutual friend who frequents the tanning salon where the unnamed woman works. While she admits spending the night at Peterson's house, she has played the "nothing physical happened" card. Ever the gentleman, Peterson responded, "Never 'nothing' physical." Well played, Drew. Well played. One person who does not approve of the relationship (we can't imagine why) is the woman's mother: "My mom called the police." The woman defends Peterson, calling him a "nice guy." The relationship, however, is not without its drawbacks. In response to some of the guff she's taken for her new gentleman caller, the beleaguered woman said, "It sucks, because I'm not a hooker." [Naperville Sun]
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Wow. What is this woman thinking??
apparently he doesn't get kill-y until he marries them. can he marry her if he didn't actually kill his last wife and she's just 'missing?'
man, this is so effed up. if i were her family, i'd kidnap her and lock her away in alaska doing some serious anti-brainwashing.*
*what do they call that again? and no, i think that's horrible to do to someone. often producing worse effects than the cults people end up in. unless, of course, the cult ends up convincing you to murder yourself or others.
*deprogramming.
"It sucks because I'm not a hooker." Actually, lucky you for not being a hooker. Then you'd have to be worrying about someone arresting you for sleeping with Drew Peterson, rather than someone arresting him for murder.
Once they put this guy in jeopardy for one of his crimes they have to convict (otherwise double jeopardy bars the prosecution), so I hope they get some goods on him.
Oh, and smussy, "if i were her family, i'd kidnap her and lock her away in alaska doing some serious anti-brainwashing." Funny, ol' Drew was probably with you for kidnap her, lock her away in Alaska . . . oh wait, you want her to alive and findable?
Hey...maybe this is one of the ways Mother Nature thins out the herd...
Just goes to show you that there really is someone out there for everyone, even if you happen to be a homicidal sociopath.
First Diablo Cody and now this! Benet Academy alum are blazing all kinds of trails!
"Never 'nothing' physical."
What was that line in the movie "Clue"?:
"Ha! Double-negative equals proof positive!"
Why would a 22 year old want to get with that?
I just don't get her response at all. Who said she's a hooker? Nobody said she's a hooker, everyone just thinks she has the intelligence of a potato.
Daddy complex.
Young and stupid.
This vile, disgusting creep can only get them when they're very young and very stupid.
He claims that nothing sexual happened? Then what in the hell did they do all night?
Talk?
Yeah...she really sounds like a person you could have a conversation with.
Somewhere down the line this big mouthed asshole is going to flap his jaws to someone and the truth will come out. He's got way too big of a mouth to keep it shut forever.
that's good, sparky.
see, drew couldn't POSSIBLY have killed anyone. he's too honest. "never *nothing* physical." that means he didn't screw her, but maybe he groped her, kissed her. something else that's nice to think about if you're on a first date with someone other than a murderous walrus.