Chicagoist: Drew Peterson: One Classy Guy

smussy

Sun, 18 May 2008 14:01:21 -0600

that's good, sparky. see, drew couldn't POSSIBLY have killed anyone. he's too honest. "never *nothing* physical." that means he didn't screw her, but maybe he groped her, kissed her. something else that's nice to think about if you're on a first date with someone other than a murderous walrus.

Ingrid

Fri, 16 May 2008 17:20:01 -0600

Young and stupid. This vile, disgusting creep can only get them when they're very young and very stupid. He claims that nothing sexual happened? Then what in the hell did they do all night? Talk? Yeah...she really sounds like a person you could have a conversation with. Somewhere down the line this big mouthed asshole is going to flap his jaws to someone and the truth will come out. He's got way too big of a mouth to keep it shut forever.

Jels

Fri, 16 May 2008 16:00:27 -0600

Daddy complex.

JuliaPorter

Fri, 16 May 2008 16:00:02 -0600

I just don't get her response at all. Who said she's a hooker? Nobody said she's a hooker, everyone just thinks she has the intelligence of a potato.

widdlytinks

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:10:34 -0600

Why would a 22 year old want to get with that?

sparky

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:33:41 -0600

"Never 'nothing' physical." What was that line in the movie "Clue"?: "Ha! Double-negative equals proof positive!"

mfourcher

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:31:49 -0600

First Diablo Cody and now this! Benet Academy alum are blazing all kinds of trails!

JAH

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:04:06 -0600

Just goes to show you that there really is someone out there for everyone, even if you happen to be a homicidal sociopath.

PhotoshopAbuser

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:44:08 -0600

Hey...maybe this is one of the ways Mother Nature thins out the herd...

Chicago D

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:22:34 -0600

"It sucks because I'm not a hooker." Actually, lucky you for not being a hooker. Then you'd have to be worrying about someone arresting you for sleeping with Drew Peterson, rather than someone arresting him for murder. Once they put this guy in jeopardy for one of his crimes they have to convict (otherwise double jeopardy bars the prosecution), so I hope they get some goods on him. Oh, and smussy, "if i were her family, i'd kidnap her and lock her away in alaska doing some serious anti-brainwashing." Funny, ol' Drew was probably with you for kidnap her, lock her away in Alaska . . . oh wait, you want her to alive and findable?

smussy

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:20:13 -0600

*deprogramming.

smussy

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:14:50 -0600

apparently he doesn't get kill-y until he marries them. can he marry her if he didn't actually kill his last wife and she's just 'missing?' man, this is so effed up. if i were her family, i'd kidnap her and lock her away in alaska doing some serious anti-brainwashing.* *what do they call that again? and no, i think that's horrible to do to someone. often producing worse effects than the cults people end up in. unless, of course, the cult ends up convincing you to murder yourself or others.

magikist

Fri, 16 May 2008 12:24:33 -0600

Wow. What is this woman thinking??