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Someone stole 100 burritos from a Chipotle in La Grange last night. The tasty, foil-wrapped packages of impending regret* were supposed to go to a charity event for Relay for Life at Lyons Township High School, but a man impersonating a volunteer for the event picked them up from the 'potle and absconded. He's described as a 40-something, balding, thin (not for long! har har) white man, around 5-foot-9, who drives a brown Dodge Charger. [CBS 2]
*Has anyone ever finish a Chipotle burrito and thought "another good idea, done and done"? No. It's always "oof, what was I thinking?"
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Obviously you've never been to La Grange. The black market for chipotle burritos is HUGE.
i am not ashamed to say that i have considered eating more after 1 burrito. those burits' are sooo good.
those burritos made me poop once
i was actually finishing a chipotle burrito when reading this post and "oof, what was I thinking?" is right on.
Is it a coincidence that that high school shares your last name, Miss Author Lady? Was that you, in disguise, stealing the burritos?
Are you the Burrito Burglar?!
Love Chipotle! Red onions, seasoned white rice and black beans on my burritos, unlinke many other places. "oof, what was I thinking?" is for Taco Bell and Taco Burrito King.
Hope that dude has a big freezer!
I can honestly say that when I eat chipotle, my heart, mind and soul sing a chorus that is much like what Jesus hears when he wakes up in the morning. I love that place. If I could, I would move to california and marry it. Assuming, Chipotle is a man. If not, I would marry it in Illinois, no problem.
I'm with you, amags1112. I adore Chipotle, but that guy's "take" is still 99 burritos too many.
Mmmmm...100 burritos. This should provide enough sustenance for the "Doctor Who" marathon!
damn dude. i guess he's prepping for armageddon