Chicagoist: Man Steals 100 Burritos

I_h8_toyota_and_BT

Sun, 18 May 2008 15:31:19 -0600

damn dude. i guess he's prepping for armageddon

ploobis

Sat, 17 May 2008 21:40:16 -0600

Mmmmm...100 burritos. This should provide enough sustenance for the "Doctor Who" marathon!

lcmotorist

Sat, 17 May 2008 21:40:03 -0600

I'm with you, amags1112. I adore Chipotle, but that guy's "take" is still 99 burritos too many.

amags1112

Sat, 17 May 2008 19:08:20 -0600

I can honestly say that when I eat chipotle, my heart, mind and soul sing a chorus that is much like what Jesus hears when he wakes up in the morning. I love that place. If I could, I would move to california and marry it. Assuming, Chipotle is a man. If not, I would marry it in Illinois, no problem.

JawsOfJosh

Fri, 16 May 2008 16:34:25 -0600

Love Chipotle! Red onions, seasoned white rice and black beans on my burritos, unlinke many other places. "oof, what was I thinking?" is for Taco Bell and Taco Burrito King. Hope that dude has a big freezer!

The Meteorologist

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:41:37 -0600

Is it a coincidence that that high school shares your last name, Miss Author Lady? Was that you, in disguise, stealing the burritos? Are you the Burrito Burglar?!

peteypants

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:09:40 -0600

i was actually finishing a chipotle burrito when reading this post and "oof, what was I thinking?" is right on.

jenniferexacto

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:00:46 -0600

those burritos made me poop once

drdave88

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:58:03 -0600

i am not ashamed to say that i have considered eating more after 1 burrito. those burits' are sooo good.

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:47:20 -0600

Obviously you've never been to La Grange. The black market for chipotle burritos is HUGE.