Chicagoist: Media Slam Tomorrow

WhiskeyBrother

Fri, 16 May 2008 17:25:28 -0600

The RedEye is so jacked... my paper shredder needs to douche after every issue.

Chuck Sudo

Fri, 16 May 2008 16:12:43 -0600

I can see how holding your tongue and being charming for three hours might be a problem for you, spook. You'll need the luck. Ya Heard?

Spook

Fri, 16 May 2008 15:21:33 -0600

Chucy its called “ADVANCED NOTICE”! Chicagoist, should check into that concept, because that sh*t would have been fun! But ya boy Spook has a date tonight that might possibly be the "date of the summer", which means I anticipate a 2nd date later tomorrow night with the very same "Hawwwate" women if, if, and only If I can hold my tongue and be charming for about three hours straight!. Of course I could be making all this up. Perhaps I really doooo have to do laundry and I'm not allowed to stay out that late! Ohhh snap, Xlprg, You got me and I'm not use to being “got”! But in the immortal words of Tupac " F*ck the judge I got a grudge!" I will have my revenge! But until then Happy Friiiiiday B*tches! Wish me luck!

xlprq

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:59:54 -0600

Spook can't come root for the home team, his mom wants him to do laundry. And besides, he's not allowed to stay out that late.

sparky

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:42:44 -0600

Good luck, Chicagoist. If the Redeye's insults suck as much as their paper, you'll be all set.

Chuck Sudo

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:35:58 -0600

Buy your own, spook. Or come out and root for the home team.

Spook

Fri, 16 May 2008 14:31:57 -0600

Come on Mepps, get real! Yo Momma told you it was "immature" to try to get you back into school after ya boy Spook talked about yo Momma so bad that six weeks later( after you stopped crying )you refused to ever go back to school, wondering why you still slinging burgers at Mickey Ds! Margaret The way to win this war is by a first strike option against the Red Eye, using Intercontinental Ballistic Spookuclear Missiles or “ ICBSMs” Please find three from my arsenal/stockpile “Yo daddy be so stupid he reads the Red Eye daily cause she wants to be.... well informed!” (note; after laugher dies down say) “ and he wonders why America is soooo backwards! (after laughter dies down say) "You Mom’s be broke she thought the free Red Eye was her government economic stimulus and she wonders why she be so stupid broke all the time! "You so stupid that as the editor of the Red Eye when you got Pink Eye, you wrote a front page article claiming it as a sign of brilliant journalistic ability! when you win Chicagoist owes me a six pack of stout!

mepps

Fri, 16 May 2008 13:40:06 -0600

I remember doing things like this in 5th grade "you'r moms so fat...", man that was fun. Then I turned 12 and realized how immature it all was. But, who am I to criticize a put down festival.