Extra, Extra

A 47-year-old woman, a 60-year-old man and a 7-year-old boy were found shot to death in a home in Roselle. [AP]

Auditor General William Holland released a financial audit and compliance examination of the governor's office of management and budget. Guess what? The OMB does a terrible, terrible job. [link]

"Flavor-tripping" parties. [NYT]

"Dreams Punch Bowl consists of P.I.N.K Vodka muddled with strawberry and lime, topped off with rosé Champagne. You can order it by the glass ($17), but it's a lot more fun to have it arrive at your table splashing around in a stainless steel 10-inch bowl ($225)." That does sound like more fun. Wait, not fun. Ri-goddamn-diculous. Well, at least the money's going to a good cause. Oh, it's going to Donald Trump? Excuse us. [Chicago Magazine]

Michael Macalindong, 25, of Fox Lake, pleaded guilty today to charges that he used Facebook to solicit minors for sex. He's the first person to be charged in Chicago's federal court with using the 'book for kiddie porn purposes. [Trib]

Mayor Daley will be speaking at Northwestern's graduation this year. "Student reaction to the announcement has largely been negative." [Daily Northwestern]

"If I could photograph these universal truths, I thought that might help us understand." Chicago 1946-48]

Ah! Scariest headline ever! "Monkeys Control a Robot Arm With Their Thoughts." Aaaah. Ah.