Chicagoist: Patty Burger Wants You to Trade Up Today

thirdshiftdave

Wed, 28 May 2008 15:52:54 -0600

I don't think you can give the homeless a bunch of weird mystery hamburgers, can you?

Chuck Sudo

Wed, 28 May 2008 13:05:39 -0600

@E: I used the kuma's tag because I had a line in the original copy I wound up editing out. But if it annoyed you, that's fine. I want a Hatebeak right now, myself. I understand the meaning behind the promotion being to promote Patty Burger, even with the waste of all those trade-ins. I'm just not that fond of the place to turn in, say, a Whopper with cheese.

peteypants

Wed, 28 May 2008 12:00:30 -0600

patty does have a nice rack and ass, though.

E

Wed, 28 May 2008 11:50:33 -0600

You used that Kuma's tag just to annoy me, didn't you? This is a really dumb promotion. Give our competition money instead of us? Buy food you're not going to eat so that we can throw it away? I mean, how many people pack a burger in their lunchbox? Patty doesn't seem like she's got a great head for business.

Slaphappy

Wed, 28 May 2008 10:55:17 -0600

I don't know, if they refrigerate them, they'll be good enough to reheat for a couple of days. It's not like the homeless folks will turn their noses.

peteypants

Wed, 28 May 2008 10:50:46 -0600

something tells me those burgers won't keep well even if they are transported to a shelter. they should have asked for non-perishable exchanges. i'll ponder this more as i'm eating my delicious patty burger by the window so that all the homeless people walking by can see.

Slaphappy

Wed, 28 May 2008 10:29:58 -0600

Yeah, I hope they're giving them to a homeless shelter.

prattfall

Wed, 28 May 2008 09:40:53 -0600

that's pretty wasteful. what are they doing with the crappy burgers?