Chicagoist: Do You Want Fries and a Red Bull With That?

Spook

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:13:07 -0600

That was f*cking Hellarious UTV! Not Hellarious enough to prevent you being in grave danger if caught wearing my Chicagoist T shirt, but still Hellarious just the same! Pick up yer free drink ticket from Chuck Sudo

UTV

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:43:32 -0600

Rejected ad copy: "McDonald's and Red Bull! Now the fat kid in your middle school class can be the fat, paranoid, jittery one!"

matty

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:32:16 -0600

I predict in-store heart attacks to increase by 30 percent

smussy

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:27:06 -0600

ah, mcd's and red bull. this must be the end times. seriously, will morgan spurlock do a documentary where he drinks nothing but red bull for 30 days? i say this as someone who only drank it occasionally, but who has put it on her banned beverages list. it just gives me too much of a beatdown. (this is sans liquor, btw.)

Margaret Lyons

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:22:46 -0600

@Shannon: ten points.

dopplerd

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:16:18 -0600

Does McDonald's suspend the inclusion of the beef patty when there is an e. coli out break? The reaction to vegetable contamination always seems overblown compared to when there is a meat or downer cattle slaughter recall. Probably the result of the USDA vs FDA enforcement.

Shannon

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:05:22 -0600

xlprg: duh. catnip.

xlprq

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:02:40 -0600

what sort of garnish would you put in boiled kitten juice? lemon? lime? rhubarb?

peteypants

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:55:09 -0600

i'm waiting for the day american mcdonald's' sell beer like their european and asian cousins.