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<description>&lt;p&gt;I once had a conversation that went as followed:

Her: Out of all of the std&apos;s, I&apos;d love to contract syphilis.  I&apos;d totally let it go untreated.
Me: ...why?
Her: Because!  Think of how awesome my art would be once it hit the neurological stage!  People would be snapping up my paintings simply because I was living in the 21st with syphilis that I refused to treat.
Me: Yeah, that&apos;s true... your estate would make a fortune off of your bio alone.
Her: What would you do with your neurosyphilis?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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