Chicagoist: New In Snack Food: Caffeine-Infused Chips

swag

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:00:18 -0600

"Why are we so tired?" is right. Our ancestors are rolling in their graves, rightfully calling us a bunch of pantywaists. These people had to plow fields for 16 hours a day and carry their own water. We have to resort to chemically-altered potato chips to get a few extra hours in on the Xbox.

curmudgeon

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:15:48 -0600

Why are we so tired?

Shannon

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:47:46 -0600

when will the future, and its caffeinated bacon, finally arrive??

Anthony Todd

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:43:38 -0600

This was EVERYTHING at Candy expo - caffineated jelly beans, chocolate bars, energy drinks - I'm surprised they didn't have caffineated beef jerky.

shameshameboy

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 14:08:41 -0600

@ petey I think you'd also need to lick the desiccated dregs from somebody's spilled latte for the full effect. Shouldn't be hard to find. LOL on the classic SBTB reference.

peteypants

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:50:48 -0600

"i'm so excited, i'm so excited..i'm so, scared!" --Jessie Spano what the hell is wrong with people? I'd rather eat a bag of open cheetos found on the red line.

The Meteorologist

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:28:20 -0600

That's. So. Gross. Fuck that!