Us Weekly Hearts Barack And Michelle Obama

Hot on the heels of her hosting gig on The View, Michelle Obama and some guy are on the cover of this week's Us Weekly. Wow, Mrs. Hulk Hogan's dating a 19-year-old? I mean, wow, that white I on the white cuff makes it look like it says "girls' rectals" instead of "girls' recitals. Also, the whole "rock" thing was marginally more interesting back in February when it was mentioned on the cover of Newsweek.

Anyway, shopping at Target is the shiiiiiiiit. [UsWeekly]