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Jay Mariotti's tour de putzhood continues, making its stop this evening on Chicago Tonight. John Callaway lays the smack down on Mariotti over the less-than-kind things the columnist has written. From the Trib:
Mariotti: Are the local media now brainwashed that every time Ozzie goes off it's 'Ozzie being Ozzie,' or are we dealing with one of the great crackpots in the history of professional sports? I happen to choose the latter.Callaway: That's what people would say about you.
Mariotti: Not me.
Mariotti also calls S-T colleague Rick Telander "bitter and old." I have no idea how he squeezed in time for this interview when he's so busy criticizing Ken Williams and Ozzie Guillen for not being "classy."
It's Friday, it's summer...I'm officially out of creative terms of derision for Jay Mariotti. So let's have a Jay Mariotti Haiku Contest. To get the ball rolling:
- The mullet is gone
But not the idiocy
Trashy is trashy
Winners of the last haiku contest after the jump...
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For the love of crap
Does anybody like you,
Captain hockey hair?
Talking Head, Blowhard
Paid Lots By ESPN
Douchebag of the Year
I blame the Sun-Times
for re-signing the jackass
Telander's better
Jay Mariotti
writes like a shitty blogger
and makes bank for it.
Things I like about
Jay Mariotti include...
(not worth finishing)
If being a dick
were a sport, then Jay would be
a Hall of Famer.
the White Sox clubhouse
has tasty candy for you
Jay; you should visit
Mariotti sucks
Like the Sun Times old digs did
Round the horn, douchebag.
ozzie is a g
jay is bitter and jealous
bottom feeder steez
A stopped clock is right
Once by day and once by night
Twice as right as Jay
the way *i* see it,
ozzie and marriotti
are both real crazy.
for now, the north side
will smile and thank the lord for
rami ramirez.