Chicagoist: Mariotti Haiku Contest

smussy

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:04:05 -0600

the way *i* see it, ozzie and marriotti are both real crazy. for now, the north side will smile and thank the lord for rami ramirez.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:20:10 -0600

A stopped clock is right Once by day and once by night Twice as right as Jay

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:48:48 -0600

ozzie is a g jay is bitter and jealous bottom feeder steez

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:48:28 -0600

Mariotti sucks Like the Sun Times old digs did Round the horn, douchebag.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:45:28 -0600

the White Sox clubhouse has tasty candy for you Jay; you should visit

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:43:30 -0600

If being a dick were a sport, then Jay would be a Hall of Famer.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:40:35 -0600

Things I like about Jay Mariotti include... (not worth finishing)

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:22:03 -0600

Jay Mariotti writes like a shitty blogger and makes bank for it.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 15:19:55 -0600

I blame the Sun-Times for re-signing the jackass Telander's better

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:58:11 -0600

Talking Head, Blowhard Paid Lots By ESPN Douchebag of the Year

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:57:28 -0600

For the love of crap Does anybody like you, Captain hockey hair?