Chicagoist: Local Woman Attempts To Defy Darwin, Fails

Spook

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:32:02 -0600

I find every one of these comments utterly repulsive and unpatriotic especially so close to this nation independence. I bet Rory Beer is a fine blond blue eyed red blooded American as in these colors don't bleeeeeeed! I think we should punish Bar Chicago with a smart missal air to ground strike. Take out not only the whole bar but the whole neighborhood including Lincoln Park!

Roxy

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:50:00 -0600

Hey, I was dancing on a stage at a bar a year ago, fell off because of the bright lights and twisted my ankle!! Why didn't I think to sue? I just thought I was being a drunk who got what she deserved for doing something stupid. But I could have gotten PAID? Harummph. Darn brain.

charliedid

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:24:07 -0600

Slippery Nipples. Smirk

Benjy Lipsman

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:34:58 -0600

They could line up the great-party-throwing midgets in front of the bar to catch the falling drunk girls while not blocking the view of the douchebags who want to ogle the bar dancing girls...

Tower18

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 13:13:53 -0600

I mean, seriously? She had her last name changed to "Beer" and we're supposed to believe she wasn't aware of the dangers of dancing on a bar while intoxicated?

peteypants

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:14:49 -0600

this kind of thing never happened in "coyote ugly"

I_h8_toyota_and_BT

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:10:32 -0600

As stupid as this woman is, letting people dance on the bar is an incredibly stupid thing for a bar to allow. Can you say "just begging for a lawsuit?" So, Bar Chicago, this Dee Dee Dee is for you!

morydd

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:02:26 -0600

Okay, here is how we should solve this (and other similar matters). Each party should put up $25k. This would be the prize pool for the ensuing boxing match between Mrs. Beer and Mrs. Representative-of-the-idiot-bar. Winner takes all. All revenue from the televising of said event would be given to CPS to help raise the next generation to be smarter than these asshats.

Shannon

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:54:07 -0600

Ingrid: oh, no doubt. i'd love to see JJ give her a vicious tongue-lashing. and oh god, NOT in that sense. yech. you know.. technically she's still defied Darwin, since a leg injury would (presumably) not cancel out procreation. that can be easily remedied. i'll bring the tongs if someone brings the hot coals. (disclaimer for the humor-impaired: joking has taken place above)

Slaphappy

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:33:49 -0600

Frivolous lawsuit. Toss it!

JawsOfJosh

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:33:15 -0600

If her lawsuit fails, she could sue Bar Chicago on behalf of some insect rights organization, for sending smokers outside and encouraging citizens to give cockroaches cancer.

Ingrid

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:23:50 -0600

Shannon, Sure, it's out of JJ's range...but I was just saying that I would love to see JJ rip this woman's head off. It's just getting sickening how so many people do really stupid shit and then they expect someone else to pay for it. I mean, seriously...if I got up on some bar to dance and then fell off the bar, I would slither out and hide my head in shame for the rest of my life! I wouldn't bring attention to my sorry ass self by filing a lawsuit that just illustrated my stupidity (and clumsiness). We need more judges like Judy to start calling these idiots on their shit. And that's one thing about Judy...she does not take any shit. I just watched a video of her this morning at www.jezebel.com and it was awesome. She obliterated a family who was trying to sue a cop because he stopped them for speeding and made them feel bad.

bunnybear

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:23:18 -0600

I would assume it was Slippery Nipples.

charliedid

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:16:48 -0600

What was she drinking?

Shannon

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:08:19 -0600

Ingrid: i think the denomination's a little high for Judge Judy. isn't it just small claims court? i agree that it meets the spirit if not the rules...

mich

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 11:05:58 -0600

ooh or floors filled with those plastic foamy things gymnasts land in.

Jacy Wojcik

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:56:18 -0600

If all bars had plastic ball pits as floors, this would never happen...

Ingrid

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:55:43 -0600

I think she should take her case to Judge Judy. That's a bitch slapping that I would love to see.

bunnybear

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:55:05 -0600

You would think that, for the period while they are being sued, they would remove any references to dancing on the bar from their website.

Shannon

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 10:50:53 -0600

in this day and age, the bar should at least have a disclaimer. common sense just ain't that common, especially post-intoxication.