Holiday Week Craigslist Round-Up

As each day goes by, fewer and fewer people are making it in to their offices around town. We, however, are working right up until 5 p.m. tomorrow. That somehow seems un-American. What's not? Selling your cheating husband's awesome dragon lamp and Japanese weapons, that's what. We hope there's more ninja gear for sale, because if so, our childhood dream of being Snake Eyes for Halloween will become a reality.

Speaking of Halloween, it's never too late to get a start on costumes.

In case anyone is wondering what the Chicagoist staff got our dear A&E Editor Tankboy for his birthday, wonder no more.

If you're looking for some great summer reading material, we suggest catching up on Sweet Valley High.

"Did i mention that i can make love like a tornado full of wild rattlesnakes whipping around in the wind?" Stay away from our sister.

We always enjoy the Independence Day sales Capitalism at its finest!

Dear Sir, might we suggest leaving the house to meet women instead of using Craigslist? We hear Bar Chicago has a raging Saturday night party. Love, Chicagoist.

Well, at least someone is feeling the holiday spirit (NSFW).