
Q: How long will my baby be with Barack himself?
A: You may choose from three interaction types: a kiss, a hug, or giving hope. For a kiss or a hug, Barack spends roughly two minutes with a baby. Giving hope usually takes about twice that long.
Maaahahaha. Via Coudal.

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i can't believe you ignored my hot tip for the batman meetup.
We get a lot of tips, Matty.
Fox New Spin:
"Is Barack Hussein Obama trying to steal your plump white babies?"
Just wait . . . some moron will read this and try it.
Funny thing is, if you send your baby to McCain, he comes back smelling like a Democrat.
Gee, I wonder why.
the graphic on the side of the box should be "encl:" not "incl:" unless they mean "included" rather than "enclosed."
sorry. don't know why i notice that stuff.
@Ward Up: I sent my baby to McCain, and he came back smelling like my grandparent's house.