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Sweet zombie Stalins, it is hot as balls today. But it's also July 11, which means free Slurpees! All the new-fangled flavors—Monster Black Ice? Radiation Rush? Slurparita Pomegranite?—make us feel about a billion years old, and we kind of wish the store locator would tell you which Slurpee flavors that store sold, but hey, a free slurps is a free slurps.
Everyone knows the best Slurpees are combos. I'm partial to a cherry/tangerine blend, but other Chicagoistos go for 1/4 cherry, 3/4 coke, or cherry and piña colada.
And to combine two of my favorite things, Slurpees and yo mama jokes, behold: Your mom's like a 7 Eleven: Open all night, hot stuff to go, Slurpee for a dollar! I was so into that Slurpee joke in days gone by that my grandma made it into a birthday card for me. That is how much I like Slurpees and yo mama jokes.
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Sh**********T What is this Roomper Room! Ms. Sallie has left MoFo building! Better put some booze in that Bad Boy first. Yea some Vodka or a lil sum'n sum'n
The best slurpee is a coke one with added rum.
yum.
Alcohol melts Slurpees! It always ends in a sad, untasty mess like so many other things. Sigh.
Please tell me that your Grandma story is real. That's awesome.
Well well well if it aint the Catholic Church herself presenting Scripture on Slurpees. What ever Pope, Just more for Margaret and I, but just cause we do be all opened minded, we will drink them real fast so no untasty mess and more drankity drank drank! Its 3:41pm Yall!
hixx, why didn't i know about that frosty concoction before it was too late? that sounds delish!