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A man wearing a fake mustache has been robbing banks on the North Side, and the FBI is asking anyone with information to call (312) 421-6700.
Thanks a lot, "Groucho Bandit," for taking a good thing and using its powers for evil instead of awesome. I freaking love fake mustaches. I want this Tom Selleck cake, and this mustache key holder. And this no-longer-available mustache mirror. I like mustache Wednesdays. I have purchased both this little plush mustache and analso no-longer-available "stache pillow." (They were gifts.) Fake mustaches are hilaaaarious. Especially on babies.
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ive been lookin for high quality, hollywood-grade fake moustaches for years to no avail. i simply won't tolerate crappy ones.
Wario?
Try this mustache wallet!!!!
did the perp go off to star in a 70s porno after the robberies?
What you really need is a "Mr. Moustache" pillow. Google it. It's great!
Trying to come up with a mustache rides joke - to no avail.
Maybe it's Bobby Valentine. (Still the funniest thing I've seen in baseball in my life.)
On a side note, check out the boring store for moustache wallets and other great moustache paraphernalia.
Also, alternate names given to moustaches as described by wikipedia:
nose neighbor, Lady Tickler, trash stash, fanny duster, nose bug and mobile tea strainer
They have amazing mustaches at the the store at Ashland & Milwaukee:
WIGS & PLUS
Is that not the greatest store name ever?
Maybe he had gotten it from Jason Giambi Mustache day.
They caught the guy at his favorite northside bar. Man, what some people will do for a drink.