Chicagoist: Bank Robber Bespoiling Fake Mustaches

matty

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:30:13 -0600

They caught the guy at his favorite northside bar. Man, what some people will do for a drink.

Roxy

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 08:14:55 -0600

Maybe he had gotten it from Jason Giambi Mustache day.

JoeM500

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:28:29 -0600

They have amazing mustaches at the the store at Ashland & Milwaukee: WIGS & PLUS Is that not the greatest store name ever?

grandma

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:31:06 -0600

On a side note, check out the boring store for moustache wallets and other great moustache paraphernalia. Also, alternate names given to moustaches as described by wikipedia: nose neighbor, Lady Tickler, trash stash, fanny duster, nose bug and mobile tea strainer

Slaphappy

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:21:32 -0600

Maybe it's Bobby Valentine. (Still the funniest thing I've seen in baseball in my life.)

UTV

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:17:09 -0600

Trying to come up with a mustache rides joke - to no avail.

jllevoc

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:08:49 -0600

What you really need is a "Mr. Moustache" pillow. Google it. It's great!

peteypants

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:01:04 -0600

did the perp go off to star in a 70s porno after the robberies?

The Meteorologist

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:58:17 -0600

Try this mustache wallet!!!!

PumaConcolor

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:47:28 -0600

Wario?

ropesack

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:47:22 -0600

ive been lookin for high quality, hollywood-grade fake moustaches for years to no avail. i simply won't tolerate crappy ones.