"The Internet is not the cause of the upsurge in infectious syphilis cases." Finally! Something we can't blame on the internet. [Trib]

Yasmin Acree, 15, disappeared from her Austin home January 15. Her family says police haven't done enough to find her, and they filed a complain with the Independent Police Review Authority. Police say they've already spent 2,000 hours investigating the case. [CBS 2]

A 39-year-old South Side woman died apparently from falling out of bed. [S-T]

Seriously? A children's book about an eyelash that has adventures? Are we really that low on ideas?

World's saddest pug.

"You must be married! Tell your wife I say hello! High five her for having such a fulfilling life with you! If she makes pies, tell her I would like apple!"