Chicagoist: Repeat Offender Charged With Possessing Animal Porn

Sujal

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:33:00 -0600

One of the more bizarre news stories I have read in a long time.

poptart

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:07:52 -0600

Is it even physically possible to have sex with a chicken? Well apparently but I don't really want to imagine that. Its just icky. Now geese on the other hand.... I agree with the pervious posters. I'm not sure schizophrenia is the ultimate explanation, but obivously there's something very wrong with this guy. At any rate removal from society is probably the best idea. PS- i8 perhaps the hoosiers are wondering what's wrong with you? After all Dr. Zira is clearly hotter than Paris Hilton.

Albanyparkour

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:12:07 -0600

"I don't have sex with chickens...I MAKE LOVE to them" Seriously, this guy is mentally ill and needs a doctor not a jailer.

Kevin Robinson

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:47:18 -0600

Agreed, Navin. I imagine this guy is in a pretty lonely place, emotionally. Given his past, I wish we had a "justice" system that could institutionalize him somewhere where he could get help, rather than just locking him up punitively.

Navin

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:40:37 -0600

According to officials, when he was in jail he would paint cat-like stripes on his body and make drawings referring to himself as "master of cats." Bessigano's mother says that he's schizophrenic and that the family has had trouble finding adequate treatment for him. John Martin, his court-appointed attorney, says that he's competent to assist in his defense. He will remain in jail pending his trial. Uh, isn't this dude clearly mentally ill?

dopplerd

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:00:38 -0600

Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum should be proud.

Navin

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:52:28 -0600

mmmm you dirty, dirty......ape. mmmmm you filthy ape.........

UTV

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:46:52 -0600

Wow, all this talk of chicken-sex has certainly made some of the commenters all snippy.

peteypants

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:58:41 -0600

this disturbed me greatly. those poor animals! i'm glad you posted the article but the photo is just offensive, mostly because the love of dr. zira and taylor is pure and consensual.

tc3

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:53:05 -0600

I h8, thanks for the pointless ramblings on a joke you once heard, but can't really remember, but try to kinda (but not really) explain anyway. With witty storytelling abilities like that, you must be a hit at dinner parties. Sincerely, A Hoosier

StephanieSays

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:48:48 -0600

Love knows no species.

Nicholas

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:39:29 -0600

"Plucked and had sex with the chicken before it died." Probably a good thing for the chicken. I mean, what kind of chicken therapy is gonna help the bird work through that experience?

sonic

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:29:50 -0600

wow, I h8, way to make a sweeping generalization about people from Indiana. But then, I'm not sure if I should even continue to discuss anything with a user that has "I hate" for a username.

I_h8_toyota_and_BT

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:12:54 -0600

oh my god. As sick as that was to read, it reminded me of a very vulgar joke once told to me by...a hoosier. Not this guy, fortunately, but I have to ask what's wrong with Hoosiers, beyond the obvious. The joke, which isn't very funny in this context (plus I don't remember how to tell it right), had to do with breaking a chicken's neck in a dresser while...violating it.

Rubber Shark

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:09:41 -0600

WTF?