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Apparently multiple shootings and animal porn aren't the only problems facing the Chicago-area. Some disturbed Arlington Heights vandals decided to show one woman what they thought of her "Obama For President" signs by rubbing fecal matter all over them. Wait...what?
Robin Harris of Arlington Heights discovered Wednesday night that someone had smeared feces on two Obama presidential campaign signs in her front yard.We know politics is a dirty business, but this is ridonkulous. Who are these people? Toddlers? Mr. Hanky? Domesticated monkeys? A police report was filed and there are no known suspects at the time, though we imagine it won't be hard to find the perps: they'll be the ones with poop on their hands."I was horrified. I felt violated; someone was on my property," Harris said. "I felt outraged that someone would do this to signs. We're all entitled to our opinion."
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An ironic insult being that the perp actually has to handle poop to do it....
Not the wittiest of insults.
Thats just what I was thinking Brother Navin,
but it is Arlington Heights!
Christ, Spook, do you ever stop feeling superior? As though city dwellers--hell, perhaps you in one of your drunken moments--have never smeared poop on an El train. Jeez, dude. Poop-tossing and smearing respect no boundaries.
But, what Navin said. Gross.
but the sign itself doesn't poop. Little boys poop. Horses poop. Ducks poop. But the sign itself doesn't poop. Or does it?
Best. Book. EVER.
The Obama logo is a living, breathing entity of Change™ that does, in fact, poop.
That's really disgusting. What the hell is wrong with people?
Slow news day? Lighten up people!
matilda
To answere your questions, no and Hellzzz No.
I remain,
Spook