That's A Nice Obama Sign...For Me To Poop On

Apparently multiple shootings and animal porn aren't the only problems facing the Chicago-area. Some disturbed Arlington Heights vandals decided to show one woman what they thought of her "Obama For President" signs by rubbing fecal matter all over them. Wait...what?

Robin Harris of Arlington Heights discovered Wednesday night that someone had smeared feces on two Obama presidential campaign signs in her front yard.

"I was horrified. I felt violated; someone was on my property," Harris said. "I felt outraged that someone would do this to signs. We're all entitled to our opinion."

We know politics is a dirty business, but this is ridonkulous. Who are these people? Toddlers? Mr. Hanky? Domesticated monkeys? A police report was filed and there are no known suspects at the time, though we imagine it won't be hard to find the perps: they'll be the ones with poop on their hands.

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By Marcus Gilmer in News on July 18, 2008 11:30 AM 0 Comments

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Spook

matilda

To answere your questions, no and Hellzzz No.

I remain,

Spook

tominantarctica

Slow news day? Lighten up people!

Kaonashi

That's really disgusting. What the hell is wrong with people?

Prescott Carlson

The Obama logo is a living, breathing entity of Change™ that does, in fact, poop.

ChiTownMama

Best. Book. EVER.

artdude75

but the sign itself doesn't poop. Little boys poop. Horses poop. Ducks poop. But the sign itself doesn't poop. Or does it?

matilda

Christ, Spook, do you ever stop feeling superior? As though city dwellers--hell, perhaps you in one of your drunken moments--have never smeared poop on an El train. Jeez, dude. Poop-tossing and smearing respect no boundaries.

But, what Navin said. Gross.