Jerkstore Cubs Fan Post Of The Week

As the sometimes seemingly lone Cubs fan at the Chicagoist offices (or at least the most vocal one), I try and try to defend the Cubsdom. I promise others that not all Cubs fans are jackass frat boys or idiots picking fights...but you know what? Screw it. I give up after this next story. Apparently, some jackass painted in blue decided it would be HILARIOUS to douse an unsuspecting reporter for Mouthpiece Sports with a jug of water while she taped a report outside of Wrigley before one of this week's Cubs-Astros games. They were also classy enough to film and post it.

According to Deadspin, who spoke to a rep from Mouthpiece Sports, the act was not staged. Way to stay classy, guys.