Who's Hungry?

Wow, I didn't realize Jackass 1 & 2 played such a strong role in Sam Zell's world.

You know what they say about people that can't eat their pets, right?

They refused to eat the dog penis? Quitters! Just for that, Kevin Pang, I'm going to stop wearing my fish taco bracelet you gave me (actually it broke while I was at the Dells this weekend).

If understanding each other and breaking down barriers means literally eating a big bowl of dicks you can count me out.

"The Trib's Kevin Pang and LA Times's Bill Plaschke decide the best way to bridge cultural divides between America and China is to eat some penis."

That is probably the best sentence you will get to write all month.