Chicagoist: Man Wants to Tan Really, Really Badly

barncat

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:59:21 -0600

Ooh...wait "Tanfastic" ranks right up there.

Spook

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:50:57 -0600

I think some one got TankBoy's picture mixed up

Shannon

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:48:07 -0600

don't really care about Keira's hair there. more concerned about the half-shirt/half-dress/all-wtf she's got going on.

jmagic

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 09:43:33 -0600

I want my tan dammit! And I want it NOW!!!! he's just trying to get a base.

UTV

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:56:38 -0600

It's actually second best, to Radical Tan

The Meteorologist

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:05:29 -0600

Wait, there's really a place called "Awesome Tan?!" Best name ever!

Retardo Montalban

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:13:40 -0600

I feel enlightanned upon reading this post. Does anyone else think Kiera Knightly's face looks a smidge fucked up? I feel like it's a photo manip between Keira and Natalie Portman...

Ward Up

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:49:14 -0600

I am 99 per cent sure that is a toupee. Either that or some sort of protective cap that he uses in the tanning bed.

carriej

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:04:40 -0600

heheeee! his hair DOES look like knightley's (btw what happened there? did the stylist walk? poor KK)

charliedid

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:54:43 -0600

Weirdo alert.