Chicagoist: Plot to Assassinate Obama Unravels in Denver

Ward Up

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:21:05 -0600

They better add ten years to his sentence for that blond dye-job.

Albanyparkour

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:24:17 -0600

Have you seen "The Spirit" trailers? I think they need to hand out meth just to sit through it.

Chuck Sudo

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:07:19 -0600

Maybe Miller should have re-hashed his better work for "Dark Knight 2."

Albanyparkour

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:02:16 -0600

@Chuck: He also used it in Robocop 2.

Chuck Sudo

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:59:07 -0600

"Red Pill, Blue Pill" makes me think of "Nuke" from the "Born Again" in Daredevil (Frank Miller's best work). "Gimme a red!" "Gimme a blue!"

JayDeeMv2

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:55:01 -0600

What a dumb-ass.

Albanyparkour

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:50:01 -0600

Yeah, with a military-trained sniper who isn't wasted on meth, with fantastic weather, zero wind, no distractions and a perfect sniping position. Even then, it's a damn hard thing to pull off. Again, he took the red pill, and the blue pill. And tried to smoke his trenchcoat.

JP Lynch

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:20:16 -0600

Albanyparkour: There are a large number of sniper rifles that have an effective range of up to 1,000 meters so this is a likely possibility. I would hope he gets it in prison but I'm sure he'll be considered a hero by other asshole white supremacists.

Albanyparkour

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:42:12 -0600

From 750 yards? So was this after Morpheus taught him all about the matrix? I love how tough he's trying to look. He's going to get eaten ALIVE in prison.

irishpirate

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:34:25 -0600

They were trying to impress their girlfriends? SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT. Freaking idiots. When they are in jail I'll impress their girlfriends for them. Although, if their girlfriends were stupid enough to be involved with them they might be too stupid for me. Sure, I have low standards yet............... Dumbass meet prison. Prison say hello to dumbass.

Chris F

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:26:53 -0600

If crystal meth had been around in Lee Harvey Oswald's day, there may have been more Kennedy brothers at the Pepsi Arena last night. OK, Secret Service, you've unraveled this "plan", but let's not get cocky. There are, unfortunately, a lot of wackjobs in this country, and not all of them are going to drive erratically in front of you.

Spook

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:01:58 -0600

I hope they realizes that while they rott away in prison, thier girl friends certainly will have moved on, perhaps with some darker brothas! But before they get ship off to prison for life, they should have to listen to Michelle Obama's speech again. You know she quit working at a "prestigious law firm because she loves America!"

ccbayer

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 08:29:32 -0600

cool surfer hair brah

JD84

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:22:42 -0600

Ok, first off he was going to assassinate him in the stadium? He'd have to be almost in the mountains to have a clear shot down in to the stadium unless he was on the roof. I love how they casually throw "methamphetamines" on there at the end.

Public Relations

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:50:35 -0600

When Jesse Jackson was running, there was a similar arrest by the FBI. Let us pray for the safety Obama's Daughters.

thirdshiftdave

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:27:20 -0600

Aw c'mon, don't blame meth for this. It's done a lot of good for us too.

Elizabeth McQuern

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:18:32 -0600

Terrifying. I wonder if meth convinced this guy that this was a heroic thing to do, or if he was an idiot before then.

1234567890

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 00:03:34 -0600

i always knew vanilla ice was a white supremacist! i wonder if these people had any plan or if they were just methed-out and driving around. colorado, you know...