Extra, Extra
Chicago may start charging $10 per month for garbage collection. [S-T]
Edward Bachner IV, the pufferfish toxin guy, was indicted today on ten counts of seeking out and having...pufferfish toxin. [Trib]
Coffee table of my dreams! Maybe if it had a Diet Coke notch cut in it, too... [Core 77]
Governor Blagojevich is attempting to "rock the system" by vetoing and rewriting an ethics bill. [S-T]
Illinois's SAT dropped slightly this year but stayed well above the national average because most high schoolers in Illinois don't take the SATs. [Trib]
"Southwest Side store robber shoots himself in foot and gets stabbed, arrested." [Trib]
Sure, The Catorialist is making the rounds today, but I think I prefer The Sortorialist for my Sartorialist spoof needs. Between that and Sexy People, today's confidence index is high.