Endorsement opportunities for Olympic champions are starting to roll in. This is one of the more questionable ones.
Shawn Johnson, silver medalist in Beijing, gets the money shot line in this spot for Ortega Taco Sauce (the "Champions of Good Taste"). The last thing I want to hear leave the mouth of a 16-year-old is "it makes my taco pop!" [Serious Eats]



Oh my God, that's hilarious. What a retarded commercial. It's borderline creepy and bizarre at the same time.
That's a creepy, incestual, gymnast gangbang waiting to happen.
Ever since I can remember, I've been poppin my taco...