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Your Moment of Creepy Food Pr0n

By Chuck Sudo in Food on Sep 5, 2008 4:00PM

Endorsement opportunities for Olympic champions are starting to roll in. This is one of the more questionable ones.

Shawn Johnson, silver medalist in Beijing, gets the money shot line in this spot for Ortega Taco Sauce (the "Champions of Good Taste"). The last thing I want to hear leave the mouth of a 16-year-old is "it makes my taco pop!" [Serious Eats]