Sunday Brunch No-No.

This picture reminds me of a story a friend told me this week of seeing a woman in a similar outfit, only there was no thong, just way too low jeans and A LOT of butt crack. She sat there at the sidewalk cafe clueless to the fact that she was giving everyone quite the show. But everyone was looking, including a kid who was attempting to toss his Cheerios in her jeans. My friend watched, along with a number of other patrons, although the child's parents were seemingly oblivious to what their kid was doing. Eventually, the kid made it and the woman didn't even notice. My friend told me that all the people watching just kind of looked at each other and laughed (not audibly). The woman just sat there unknowing that she had Cheerios in her butt crack.

I'll tell you exactly what that ink says. The literal translation:

"Pull out Daniel-san, and aim here!"

Pictures like this make you want to ask the girl "really, what was the point of putting on pants today?"