If you feel a chill in the air, it's not because of Autumn, it's because the lead ringwraith himself, Vice President Dick Cheney, is in town to campaign for U.S. Congressional candidate Marty Ozinga. Cheney will be attending a private fund-raiser at Ozinga's house in Homer Glen. Ozinga is locked in a battle with Debbie Halvorson for the 11th District seat being vacated by exiting Congressman Jerry Weller.



"Tell us Mr. Ozinga, can this conrete mixer crush a man? Really? And how FAST can it do this? Good. Load one on Air Force Two. Yes...yeeeessssss. It's all coming together...nicely."
Ozinga just put the cement boots on his campaign.