Chicagoist: The Polls Are Closing

Sears Tower

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:48:17 -0600

Finally, everything in America will be perfect. Today is my last day of work, as I know the Obama government will take care of me forever, as they'll say I'm just "down on my luck" and those rich fat cats can pay more taxes to subsidize my food/shelter/alcohol/drugs. For too long the government has expected me to earn success, when the reality is it should be handed to me by the government. But today, change is coming!

matty

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:41:05 -0600

I AM SOOOOO EXCITED *SQUEALS!*

bunnybear

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:09:28 -0600

Off to the bar and then to the park. Hope everyone has a happy, safe evening. Hopefully some pictures to share tomorrow.

via chicago

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:08:50 -0600

Exit polls mean squat. Ask Kerry or Gore.