Toe-Sucking Guard Wants His Job Back

Gary Grabitz, a former Cook County correctional officer who was fired for soliciting two female inmates to suck their toes (and, uh, actually did) while on duty, is now suing to get his job back. The incident was reported by a third inmate who gave a "detailed, credible account" of the incident.

The witness, who was in federal custody in McHenry County, identified Grabitz and fully explained how she was approached by him and the details of what happened between him and two women inmates. Grabitz claims the Merit Board's decision was "arbitrary and legally erroneous." The complaint also states the board did not properly weight the evidence presented and lacked the legal authority to terminate his position.

Wow. We hope for Grabitz's sake he eloquently defends himself because we wouldn't want him winding up with his foot in his mouth. ZING!