Impress These Apes Reach Finale

Yes, we're totally in the tank for the comedic competition that is Impress These Apes. Tonight is the final performance of Season Three and several of the eight contestants still have a very realistic shot at bringing home the title of "Least Pitiful Human." This year's competition has featured a beauty pageant, someone spitting fire, live karaoke, and nudity. Lots and lots of unnecessary nudity. Which, to us, always equals fun, especially when booze is involved. So catch up on the performances at the Ape's site and make it down to the Lakeshore Theater for tonight's finale.

Impress These Apes, Season Three Finale, 8 p.m., Lakeshore Theater, 3175 N. Broadway, $15 via Ticketweb