Chicagoist: Fall Out Baby

BlueFairlane

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:12:19 -0600

At least they didn't go with their first choice, Staen Island Baloo.

Lauri Apple

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 11:47:47 -0600

Why not Wilmette? Geez.

Ingrid

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:43:54 -0600

good one Ontology...but by the time that kid is in school, will anyone even know who Ashlee Simpson and Fall OUt Boy are?

Ontology

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:43:57 -0600

The kid's parents are Ashlee Simpson and bass player from Fall Out Boy. You really think people are gonna pick on him for his name?!?

Albanyparkour

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:26:34 -0600

Penn Jillette named one of his kids "Moxy Crimefighter" and the other "Zoltan" It's not that the names are bad, but they scream "Hey! Look! I'm superficially different and wacky!" Give no warning, strike from stealth.

Slaphappy

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:29:28 -0600

"Dude, your parents are fucking idiots." -- Everyone this kid will ever meet

aaronsinger

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:20:10 -0600

David and Victoria Beckham named their kid Brooklyn Now Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz name their kid Bronx Two down, three to go! Which celebs name their kid -Queens -Manhattan -Staten Island ?

a_wu

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:24:11 -0600

When I read that earlier today I looked up "Mowgli" on Wikipedia to see if it meant anything. I was treated with the following vandalism which made me lawl, though it is no longer on the Mowgli page: from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mowgli Many experts have concluded that Mowgli is a terrible name for a dog. This has been confirmed in several studies throughout the World, particularly in Great Britain. "Singer"-songwriter Ashlee Simpson recently named her first child "Mowgli." These same studies also confirm that Mowgli is a terrible name for a child.