Chicagoist: Zoo Struggling With Lack Of Tiger Lovin'

Mary_Sunshine

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:03:39 -0600

"Every month or so when she cycles we introduce them together for two or three consecutive days in the hopes that they'll breed." Clearly Molly wants to be courted a little more often than 2 or 3 days when she's in heat. Vahzhno needs to take her out on a date; woo her a little.

Stealth

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:07:19 -0600

I think it's because his name is Vahzhno. Who'd want to fuck someone named "Vahzhno"?

bunnybear

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:57:39 -0600

After seeing Albany's comment I started thinking, perhaps she's a demure kitty. Maybe they should put up some screens so that they can have some privacy. Just because they are on exhibit does not mean they are exhibitionists.

happyfunball

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:52:44 -0600

Just start cruising on Chicagoist.

BlueFairlane

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:44:10 -0600

Molly has no love for tiger's wood. (I can't believe it took me an hour to think of that.)

Albanyparkour

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:30:06 -0600

I dunno about you, but I would pay quite a bit to see tigers fuck. That sentence makes me giggle like a child. Sorry.

Stealth

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:14:17 -0600

Get her drunk. A couple of Cosmos and she'll be purring like a kitten... a very, very big kitten.

BlueFairlane

Thu, 04 Dec 2008 15:03:01 -0600

He needs to make her jealous. Start eyeing other tigers. If all else fails, he can go out, find a tiger who looks just like her, and screw her. Then Molly will come running into his paws.