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Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz gave us way too much information about his apparently hot and sweaty sex life with wife Ashlee Simpson via yesterday's Howard Stern show. Some quoteable quotes:
"We have an amazing sex life."
"We have such sexual chemistry...If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now."
Pete then went on to pinpoint the exact location of their first boinkfest: "It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I'm looking in the mirrors, [thinking], 'Oh my God, you are [sleeping with] the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'" And now that they're married, apparently it's ok to tell us that Ashlee "loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance." and that she wears "thongs" and "sexy clothes."
See ya later. We will be spending the remainder of the afternoon showering. [Usmagazine.com]
Photo courtesy of fall out boy.
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Lap Dances?
God, Breeders are fucking weird.
Did Pete Wentz contract glaucoma or something? What's with the blind grandmother shades?
You failed to mention the major revelation in yesterday's interview. I rather not indulge, surf for yourself.
Emo sucks.
Literally.
whoaaaaa i thought he was gay! not that there's anything wrong with that
remember, pete: your kids and their friends are going to read this shit one day. no one wants to imagine their p's having sex. ick.
Somewhere, Baby Mowgli (sp?) is desperately filing for a parental separation.
He over shares his music too.
Ugh, he is such a tool. Thank you, I have now been scarred.
Pete Wentz never fails to show why he is top Douche in Chicago ... I feel more sorry for his kid Bronx who will have to put up with this fuckery until he's old enough to move out ... which should probably be when he's 10.
Hey Albany, don't mock my lifestyle choices. My idea of "getting high" involves said activity, and I don't fancy drinks or drugs, which clearly keeps me out of everyone else's path.
Is it me, or does Pete Wentz look like he's only 5 feet tall?