Chicagoist: Sparking Out

Stealth

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:47:08 -0600

I didn't know Miller/Coors was behind this. Look Mr. MillerCoors, drop all of the other crap beverages you've been pushing and stick with the ONE beer you make that WORKS... Miller High Life. Seacrest out...

matty

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:44:28 -0600

booooo! Fuck teenagers. I drink these to stay out all night cause I'm old and can no longer do so on my own!

Tankboy

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:27:26 -0600

I am deeply saddened by this news...

jmagic

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 15:10:13 -0600

Stealth - I agree. the stuff is vile. it also left a nice residue of orange/brown gunk on people's mouths and tongues, which in a way looked like dookie.

mitchapalooza

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:49:02 -0600

It has been a bad year for Zima, alas: http://www.bizjournals.com/stlouis/stories/2008/10/20/daily15.html

BuckWild11

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:40:47 -0600

I had a bunch of these at Pitchforl Music Festival this past year and was looking forward to a bunch more this coming year. Damn damn damn.

Navin

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:38:53 -0600

The one time I drank Sparks it reminded me of malt liquor mixed with orange cough syrup.

Ingrid

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:32:33 -0600

Stealth...try it again now that all the gunk has been taken out. You'll probably enjoy the Zima that is left!! :)

Stealth

Thu, 18 Dec 2008 14:25:00 -0600

Ugh, Sparks was/is vile. I tried one once and didn't know WHAT it was trying to be. And that nasty residual foam... it looked like the crap that washes up on the beach.