Chicagoist: Criminals Are Suckers, Too

Spook

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:40:15 -0600

"Thank god that the dangerous pot smoker with an expired lisence is off the streets......" HELL Larious!

Albanyparkour

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:30:27 -0600

Thank god that the dangerous pot smoker with an expired lisence is off the streets. I haven't slept for days, huddling by my door, clutching a baseball bat, a bible and a bag of cheetos to use as distraction. More pointless drug arrests.

dopplerd

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:25:49 -0600

At least your car made it over the mound of frozen ice that has surrounded every car in my neighborhood.

Von Erich

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:23:39 -0600

Pretty scary that there are still 6,070 Cook County criminals out there. Not that the Sheriff didn't do his job, but that there are that many people who don't give a fuck, who should give a fuck, but don't give a fuck. What percentage of the remaining crooks: A)couldn't read the letter so they didn't go B)smelled a rat and decided not to go

Rob Christopher

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:22:31 -0600

Mr. Potter, paging Mr. Potter, you have a telephone call at the front desk--

Ingrid

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:21:35 -0600

They send out over SIX THOUSAND letters and only make one hundred and some arrests? If I got those kinds of grades in school I would have flunked out.

Spook

Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:04:19 -0600

Damn! I got that letter a couple days ago and thought I hit the jack pot! On the appointed day I jumped in my rusted old buick purchased a case of Bush with my last ten dollars for a winter wonderland road trip out to Motel Six in Elgin to claim my 500 smackaroos from "Shoptastic Solutions"! By my car broke down at the 7/11 and I couldn't take Metra cause I spent all my money on the beer! Thanks Chicagoist for letting me know about this scam!