Friday Afternoon Diversion: Ukuleles and Shaft, Metallica and Kazoos

We're channeling the "Annoying Music Show" and Jim Nayder today, with a twofer.

"Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks? SHAFT!" And why is his theme music being played on ukuleles?

Oy vey!

"Hush, little baby/don't say a word/and never mind that noise you heard." But listen to that noise.

Sweet Lord!

h/t Scott and Vouchey, respectively.