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- Police have yet to make any arrests in connection with Friday night's drive-by shooting at Dunbar High.
- To Paddle or Not To Paddle. That is the question according to this Trib examination of the still-surviving art of the school-time swat.
- Two snowmobilers died last night after their snowmobiles fell through the ice at Sylvan Lake in northern Indiana.
- Eric Cheung, a chemistry teacher at Maria High School, has been charged with allegedly sexually assaulting a 16-year-old female student.
- Drew Watch: According to the writer of a tell-all book about Drew Peterson, his new fiance/not-fiance Christina Raines is now shackin' up with Drew.
- These new "smart" parking meters can take credit cards, allow you to extend your time via cellphone, and can clear its clock when a car leaves. They're like something straight out of 2001 and we all know how that turned out.
- Barack Obama's mother-in-law, Marian Robinson, will be moving in with the First Family next week for a trial run of possible full-time living at the White House.
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Does anyone know the name of that new Showtime show with the one woman with multiple personalities?
It's right there above your post :)
"Multiple States of Tara"
I think mickcube was being uber-sarcastic.
I realize that. I was trying to be sarcastic too but failed :)
Damn, you double sarcasticed me! I aplogize for my ignorance.
And I'm NOT being sarcastic.
BTW, does anyone else think that Obama's mother in law moving into the white house with them sounds like the beginning of a wacky sit-com?
"He's the commander-in-chief... except when SHE's around!
'Mom, I'm trying to conduct a meeting with the joint chiefs of staff!'
'Well, that doesn't mean you have to be a slob. Put a coaster under that glass... all of you...'
'The leader of the free world... gets his world turned upside-down!'
'Well, I'm sorry, Senator, I can't support this bill even for someone who's bipartisan.'
'Now you watch your mouth. It's not right to talk about somebody just because of who they like.'
'Mom, no, I was saying... oh nevermind.'
'It's Tyler Perry's 'White House of Payne', coming this fall on TBS. The world will never be the same when Madea joins the game...'
'Now Mr. Israel and Mr. Hamas, shake hands. C'mon now, shake hands and make up. Do what I say! OK, now Mr. Hamas, tell Mr. Israel you're sorry. There, now ain't that better?'
This fall, only on TBS.
"But mom, all the other world leaders are doing it!"
Remember "That's My Bush!"?
http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/thats_my_bush/index.jhtml
Back before the dark times, before the empire.
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