Chicagoist: Today in WTF: Couple Weds At Taco Bell

bobnweave

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:25:49 -0600

Makes you wonder where Drew Peterson will marry wife #5 . . .

Karl Klockars

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 16:09:55 -0600

Navin: Ask and ye shall recieve. Do not under any circumstances miss the photo gallery.

Stealth

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:05:21 -0600

But, yeah, she's dumping this guy after a few months. And after that it'll be just him and his chalupa.

Stealth

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:03:58 -0600

Or Peotone. If you can't whistle a tune, Peotone.

Albanyparkour

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:54:46 -0600

Living in Normal, that must get old. Much like the fine folks in Beecher, IL "Beecher Meats" "Beecher Tool and Die" and so forth...

UTV

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:35:54 -0600

I love the S-T headline: "Normal couple weds at Taco Bell." I'm betting the copy desk was laughing their asses off at that one.

UTV

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:33:39 -0600

I miss the jukeboxes with the weird song selection - where else could you hear Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, and Ricky Martin during the same meal?

Navin

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 13:13:49 -0600

Scattered, smothered, covered and diced! 'twas my order for years.

BlueFairlane

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:59:14 -0600

Are you saying she's made a run for the border? You know, I took my first date to taco bell.

Marcus Gilmer

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:56:10 -0600

At my "regular" Waffle House when I was in high school, our waitress, Ruby, proved to us the red phone means nothing. She picked it up and hung it back up and said, "See if any police show up." Dang if she wasn't right when no one ever showed.

Navin

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:54:39 -0600

Doing this at a Waffle House would actually be cool. I miss Waffle House, the toothless waitresses and the Waffle House songs... :(

Albanyparkour

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:51:52 -0600

"We have the same brain, just in two bodies" Half a mind apiece? This explains everything. How long do you have to stay married to secure a green card? I bet she knows.

JHop

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:46:54 -0600

Maybe it has something to do with the Gorditas she's keeping in her dress.