Chicagoist: The Burris Saga Concludes

rusting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 20:17:09 -0600

As a staunch democrat I look forward to voting Republican in 2010 against the Lords Senator.

Albanyparkour

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 12:19:49 -0600

Hey, those kids are just like Burris, they don't deserve what they've been given, but they're getting it anyway. Yay, America!

kgvs72

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:24:49 -0600

LOL

Albanyparkour

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:14:01 -0600

I imagine that after January 20th they'll box him up and take him to that warehouse at the end of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" "Top men are on this Dr. Jones...Top Men."

kgvs72

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:56:23 -0600

Wait a minute, Cheney is alive?

Ingrid

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:43:46 -0600

Well, since he probably had his engraver on speed dial, I'm sure he's been called and as soon as the weather lets up he can have "Senator" engraved on the mausoleum. Right under Trail Blazer. What a happy, happy man he must be today.

Albanyparkour

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:39:28 -0600

I was wondering where all this cold came from. Clearly hell has frozen over.